Saturday …..play day! (Please remember to check the sensitivities at the door! πŸ˜‚)

I have So much to do today, and a lot scheduled for tomorrow. So what am I doing? Sitting here fixing to share more comedy with you and me. Tomorrow will be a trial by fire for me, so unless I am ashes, I hope to continue with your Sunday Funday! Now for one brief story:


We live at the beach. We are locals. We live actually just a couple blocks from the ocean front. So when tourist season begins, us locals run to many other beach spots trying to avoid the tourist crowds. Our area has the infamous (to us) beach drink called the “Orange Crush.” Not only is it alcohol, (we are a beach town so we have a billion bars, churches, and 7-11’s πŸ˜‚), but it’s made with fresh oranges. (THANK YOU FLORIDA ORANGE GROWERS!) It also is vodka and triple sec with Sprite and a bunch of other things. We love it so much, we have an entire festival dedicated to it! Crush fest sells out every year. So, my 16 year old daughter is talking to me about going on a lunch date tomorrow……..now you KNOW you live at the beach when your 16 year old says, “Hey mom, if we go to this resteraunt then you can have an orange crush, and you haven’t had one all summer!” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ You heard it here first! She’s officially a beach local too. Promoting our booze drink without a second thought! (It does have Vitamin C and “ain’t nobody got time for scurvy!” πŸ˜‚πŸŠπŸŠπŸŠπŸΉ


Now without further ado, can we all say together “STRESS SUCKS!” So it’s laughter time! 

MINIONS MAKE ME LAUGH:

***well now that explains that! ***


****no sh*t! ****


**** That’s spot on! ****



**** Ha! ****

****personal pet peeve but roll on!****

AND THEN THERE’S ALWAYS NURSING HUMOR!

**** and more heart stopping! ****


**** watch me hunt you down! ****


* don’t kill your nurse. She wants to help! *

AND THEN THERE’S JUST PLAIN FUNNY!


**** try me tributes haha ****


**** and that’s a scary thing! ****


**** wonder who will get this! Comment if you do! ****


** and hope you have a stocked bunker!**


** attitude problem? What attitude problem?**


*** and maybe Karma won’t hear you! ***


** sage advice from th ages?? ** 


**** Got Big Girl Panties? ****


**** this could be my favorite! ****


*** this couldn’t be more appropriate***

Ok my friends, time to get to it! I am sorry for the multiple posts if they come today. If not then I apologize ahead of time! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œ

SO I LEAVE YOU WITH THIS VERY, VERY IMPORTANT THOUGHT:


Until next time my lovelies……keep smiling, it’s not that serious! 

~J

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